It's under the bed

My husband loves Iron Maiden. He has the ugliest shirt to prove it. Last week he wore it Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday.

On Monday our daughter said "Daddy that's an ugly shirt. You should take it off."

On Tuesday I said "You wore that shirt yesterday. Isn't it dirty?"

On Wednesday I said "That's three days in a row. It might be time for a new shirt."

On Thurday I said nothing.

On Friday I was doing laundry and saw the shirt on the floor and I pushed it under the bed!

I start these wars and then I don't know how to finish them. Right now there are Iron Maiden pictures being left all over the house. His friends are sending me messages on Facebook. They are negotiating the return of the shirt. This is war and I'm going to have to figure out my next move.